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Secretly a Raccoon
Wait... you're not a pet. You're a raccoon in a trench coat! You love snacks, shiny things, and minor felonies.
Surprise! You are a Raccoon.
We're not sure how you snuck into this quiz, but the results are clear. You aren't a dog OR a cat. You are a chaotic scavenger who thrives in the night. You look innocent with your little bandit mask, but we know you'd eat trash if it tasted good.
Your traits:
- You collect random objects that you find 'shiny.'
- You have weirdly dexterous hands (metaphorically).
- You prefer to eat at 3 AM.
- You are cute but arguably feral.
It's okay. The world needs chaos agents. Go wash your cotton candy in a puddle and enjoy your life, you little trash panda.
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