Oaken

You are Oaken!

Hoo-hoo! Big summer blowout!

Wait, really? Of all the magical, royal characters, you got the guy running the sauna? That is amazing.

You are incredibly friendly and accommodating... right up until someone disrespects you, at which point you will physically throw them out of your establishment. You are a shrewd business person who understands supply and demand. You love cozy sweaters, lutefisk, and your massive family.

Your traits:

• You have distinct boundaries (and a throw arm to match).
• You are always trying to upsell.
• You are surprisingly large and intimidating when provoked.
• You create your own sun balm.

Go tell your friends you got this result. They won't believe you. Ja!