Dead Bush

...You are a Dead Bush.

Wow. This is rare. Most people get something useful or shiny. You got a dead stick found in the desert. You possess a unique kind of nihilistic energy. You aren't trying to impress anyone. You are just existing, dryly, in the wind. Honestly? It's kind of iconic.

Your traits:

• You require zero maintenance.
• You are often overlooked, which you prefer.
• When broken, you give... sticks. Sometimes.
• You have a very specific, dry sense of humor.

Send this to your friends immediately. They need to know that you are officially a Dead Bush.