Dwight Schrute

You are Dwight Schrute!

Fact: You are the most superior employee in this building. You value loyalty, authority, and survival skills above all else. You likely have a secret stash of weapons and a detailed plan for the apocalypse. While others waste time on 'fun,' you are focused on results (and beets).

Your traits:

• Extremely hardworking and ambitious.
• You lack social grace but make up for it in intensity.
• You are a loyal second-in-command (until you can take over).
• You probably know karate.

Remember: Whenever you're about to do something, ask yourself, 'Would an idiot do that?' If they would, do not do that thing.