Waluigi

WAHHH! You are Waluigi!

Whatever people were expecting, you are the curveball. You live life on your own terms, usually defined by chaos, sarcasm, and a deep-seated feeling that you haven't been invited to the party (even if you were). You are the ultimate underdog turned cult hero.

You are competitive, lanky (in spirit if not in body), and dramatically expressive. You don't just want to win; you want to win with *style* and make sure everyone knows it. You might be a bit cynical, but you're also the funniest person in the room. Embrace the 'Wah'—it's a lifestyle.