Wario

You are Wario!

You keep it real. While others are talking about 'saving the world' or 'doing the right thing,' you're asking the important question: 'How much does it pay?' You are ambitious, entrepreneurial, and unapologetically yourself.

You might come off as brash or rude, but you get things done. You have a hustle mindset that others envy. You enjoy the finer things in life (garlic and gold), and you don't care what people think of you. You're a bulldozing force of nature with a laugh that shakes the room.